The Untalented Mr. Ripley
tommy

23 straight pisces

lonely vegan (youlovetommy.gmail)

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this movie makes me want to cry and laugh as hard as physically possible, both of them at exactly the same time for the entire movie, to the exact same degree.

i think this is the movie that affects me the most of any movie i’ve ever seen.

i have no mixed or ambiguous feelings about it.

i just have completely opposite feelings that are as strong as they can be.

Don’t worry, I can’t be bothered! You’re not worth the trouble it would take to hit you! You’re not worth the powder it would take to blow you up. You are an empty, empty, hollow shell of a woman. I mean, what the hell are you doing in my house if you hate me so much? Why the hell are you married to me? What the hell are you doing carrying my child? I mean, why didn’t you just get rid of it when you had the chance? Because listen to me, listen to me, I got news for you - I wish to God that you had! [turns out i do love this movie, it just makes me angry is all]

Don’t worry, I can’t be bothered! You’re not worth the trouble it would take to hit you! You’re not worth the powder it would take to blow you up. You are an empty, empty, hollow shell of a woman. I mean, what the hell are you doing in my house if you hate me so much? Why the hell are you married to me? What the hell are you doing carrying my child? I mean, why didn’t you just get rid of it when you had the chance? Because listen to me, listen to me, I got news for you - I wish to God that you had!

[turns out i do love this movie, it just makes me angry is all]

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i don&#8217;t like when i talk, it just makes everything worse. there are 5 major physical constants: Gravity, Electric Charge, Speed Of Light In A Vaccuum, Planck&#8217;s Constant, and the Electric Constant. tommy&#8217;s ability to express his thoughts and ruin lives (mostly his own) is the sixth. Tommy&#8217;s Razor: given enough syllables and beliefs, tommy can talk his way into a tummy ache and crippling depression.

i don’t like when i talk, it just makes everything worse.

there are 5 major physical constants: Gravity, Electric Charge, Speed Of Light In A Vaccuum, Planck’s Constant, and the Electric Constant.

tommy’s ability to express his thoughts and ruin lives (mostly his own) is the sixth.

Tommy’s Razor:

given enough syllables and beliefs, tommy can talk his way into a tummy ache and crippling depression.

Kath, Kylie Minogue, and Kim !!!!!! &lt;3

Kath, Kylie Minogue, and Kim

!!!!!!

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well then we had the Spacific Cruise idea. oh, where pecifically in the Spacific were you gonna go, Mrs. D?

well then we had the Spacific Cruise idea.

oh, where pecifically in the Spacific were you gonna go, Mrs. D?

my heroines

my heroines

Marlene [Acoustic] by Lightspeed Champion

starts at 2:35, rest of the video is interviewing and fast cuts.

bringtheruckuss:

muppet folk band - to morrow

  • Stephen Colbert: I think the Right may be shocked to learn she once made an organic quince tart with a lactose-free cremon glaze for a vegan banquet.
  • Jon Stewart: Why would that upset the Right?
  • Stephen Colbert: It’s gay food, Jon! About as gay as it gets. Might as well just stick it up your butt.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
  • 46 Plays

alaskamiller:

blakroc feat. ol’ dirty bastard & ludacris - coochie

the dynamic duo

the dynamic duo

mollytov:pandyland: Jason: Um, wait, so these are videotapes of the movies we made?Brendon: Yeah. They’re the videos of them. They’re the movies, Jason.Jason: We were taping those movies?Brendon: Yeah.Jason: Well … let’s burn them.

mollytov:pandyland:

Jason: Um, wait, so these are videotapes of the movies we made?
Brendon: Yeah. They’re the videos of them. They’re the movies, Jason.
Jason: We were taping those movies?
Brendon: Yeah.
Jason: Well … let’s burn them.

love that fuckin’ bear.

stalk:sonowyouknow:christinahaberkern:

The Muppet Bohemian Rhapsody